Can’t Touch This

I got out of my truck at home the other day and stood staring at a planter bed. I said to myself, “I don’t touch this.”

Right away I knew I was in trouble. Why? A song slammed into my head. It was Hammer Time. And yes you guessed it. I have not gotten the song out of my head since. You know the one.

“Do do do do …. do do …. do do. Can’t touch this.”

Do you remember MC Hammer? Bursting on the scene in fresh new kicks and pants. Magic on the mic and oh so hip.

“What other things around me in the garden do I not touch?”

With MC’s song in my head, I took a walk. I was kind of cracking myself up. “Don’t touch this. Can’t touch that. No need to touch that.” As I walked around the garden this song played over and over in my head. So let me apologize for putting MC Hammer “You Can’t Touch This” in your head. Don’t sue me MC. I was a fan